Traficant's Presidential Bid Ends
Sadly, the fine citizens of the United States of America will not be able to vote for James A. Traficant to the office of President in 2004. Having been lucky enough to be in the House chamber when he was expelled from Congress last summer I was looking forward to some hysterical "One Minute Speehces" about all sorts of insignificant issues. I guess being in jail hampered his campaign plans. Traficant '08 here we come! [heck, maybe he could beat "Billary"]
Beam me up!