Humanitarian Organization of the Year Award
"Let's say you're a famous Las Vegas entertainer who specializes in making very large cats do exciting things in front of an audience. Unfortunately, you have a bad day and are gravely wounded by a 600 pound tiger. Guess what's waiting for you when and if you wake up? That's right, a fax from everyone's favorite embarrassment to protoplasm, PETA.
"Of course, this isn't PETA's first adventure in epic insensitivity in the name of its cause--let's not forget their heartfelt letter to a certain Mr. Yasser Arafat, objecting to the use of donkeys by suicide bombers. Or their media campaign--much beloved by M.A.D.D--where they urged college students to drink beer instead of milk, claiming it was "healthier."
"Let's say you're a famous Las Vegas entertainer who specializes in making very large cats do exciting things in front of an audience. Unfortunately, you have a bad day and are gravely wounded by a 600 pound tiger. Guess what's waiting for you when and if you wake up? That's right, a fax from everyone's favorite embarrassment to protoplasm, PETA.
"Of course, this isn't PETA's first adventure in epic insensitivity in the name of its cause--let's not forget their heartfelt letter to a certain Mr. Yasser Arafat, objecting to the use of donkeys by suicide bombers. Or their media campaign--much beloved by M.A.D.D--where they urged college students to drink beer instead of milk, claiming it was "healthier."
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