At least he didn't check out women

The new issue of US News & World Report (hitting newsstands this week) has an article on Jack Abramoff that says absolutely nothing new (seriously, I'm not sure why they chose this week in particular to publish it) aside from this little quote:

"I never once saw Jack check out a woman in that restaurant," recalls an employee, "and the place was packed with pretty women."

Well, at least he's makpid on lo sasuru...though I'm not sure that'll get him far in both beis din shel mata and beis din shel ma'alah considering everything else he did do.