Maftir Yonah for Sale
On a much lighter note, I think that once you've seen this page, you've seen it all. I've heard of auctions in shul for such things but for it to be auctioned off online? Maybe they figure they'll get more money this way? Or attention? I don't know. It straddles the fence on chilul hashem, bizayon hamitzvos, and some other nasty stuff all rolled up in one. Funny, yet very distasteful.